Bank of America, you are an outlaw.
Yes You, Bank of America, the corporate entity, the "person". Since the law defines You as a single person, then I get to imagine what You look like and who You are... I'm thinking a Zombie crossed between Vito Corleone and Hannibal Lechter. Hey, that fits perfect! Here are some of the crimes You are involved in
Mortgage Backed Securities Fraud:
Loan Application Fraud
Bid Rigging and Interest Rate Manipulation
Drug Money Laundering
Quoting William K. Black: "if corporations are going to be just like people... then let's use the three strike laws against them. Three strike laws, you go to prison for life, if you have three felonies. How many of these major corporations would still be allowed to exist, if we were to use the three strike laws, given what they've been convicted of in the past?"
Bank of America, for these reasons I protest You.
You deserve this:
You know this Monday is Labor Day and the Banks are closed.
But Tuesday seems a perfect day to pay Bank of America a visit!
B of A Plaza, 333 South Hope St 90071